Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
How Much Love In Your Heart....?
CHOOOOOSE...
100 % ( Call Me)
50 % ( Sms Me )
25 % ( Only A Ring)
0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
A chinees couple have three sons,
When 1st son born, they named him HUE-CHING-CHONG,
When 2nd son born, they named him MUI-Zingh-Zhong,
But their third son is BLACK, they named him SOME-THING-IS-WRONG.
The word "WOMAN" has "MAN" in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
FEMALE has "MALE" in it,
She has "HE" in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No wonder "MEN" always wanna be INSIDE WOMEN.
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!
When i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 rings means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ……..pick d phone idiot!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
