Ladki aur Chai me hamesha 6 Qualities dekho

1. Garam ho
2. Tez ho
3. Meethi ho
4. Doodh zyada ho
5. DO MINUTE ME TAIYAR HO
6. RAT ME SONE NA DETI HO

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai. Is sentence mein Rahul kya hai?

Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya hai...

Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.

Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or vo.. Garbhvati hai.

Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai...

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum,jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya:

Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t”
Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop”

2nd day
beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.

din main sota hai
raat ko jagta hai

din main leta rehta hai
raat ko khara rehta hai



,its choukidar

Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai

BOLO KYA?

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH.

Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi