Eik Pati-Patni ki suhag raat thi...

Pati apni Patni ke pechae dalnae laga to wo
boli ....na na Pati jee pechae nahi aagae.

Pati bola tumhain kaisae pata hai ?

Patni boli...mera boy friend mere aagae dalta tha.

Pati bola...acha...par mere boy friend to mere pechae dalta tha...

Shaadi ki pehli raat

husband apni biwi ki choot ke andar aik ungli dalta hai.

Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na.

Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai.

Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,
hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi.

Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.

husband apne susral mai apni bivi se chalo sex kerte hain.

bivi: nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai.

husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai
jo tu roz tyar ho jati hai.

husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay jaisi hogai hay.

wife :kuttay say kia barabari kartay ho
woh tu aik ghanaty tak phasa kay rakhta hay,
tumhari tu 1 minute may nikal jati hay.

Husband: Sex ho jaye?
Wife: No.
Husband: Jewar le dunga.
Wife: No.
Husband: Car le dunga.
Wife: No, No, No.

Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.

Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Husband: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.

Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.

Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.

Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?