Bas!!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…
SMS

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki,
duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai.
yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai,
lekin aap thora jaldi ban jaate hai.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee so ja shaitan

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,

jo SMS na karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.

Na rahega phone, na bajegi tone!!

CUSTOMER: My wife needs a BRAZER but i dont know the size


SALES GIRL: its ok touch my breast & try to calculate


CUSTOMER: Oh! i forgot she needs underwear too