Teri Maa Di,
Tere Peo Di,
Teri Behan Di,
Tere Bhra Di,
Teri Bhabi Di,
Tere Pure Khandan Di,
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hai

Lao v mitro mausm badlan laga. Kad lao chadran te mashardani, Par subha vich rakhio narmi, Hun bina nahaye taan gal ni banani. Mere valo saria nu HAPPY GARMI..

Aj swere uthde hi ik hanju akh cho digya,main rab nu puchya eh kyo? Rab ne keha tu sari raat jis nu yaad kar ke roi oh ta tenu kad da bhul gya.

Pyar-Pyar Kehan Naal Pyar Nahin Hunda,Hath nu Milaun Naal Koi Yaar Nahin Hunda,Unjh ta Mil Jande ne Yaar har Mod te,Par har Yaar Saade jeha Dildar Nahin Hunda.

Tchr:Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,jami pe rehne wali bache deti hai.Kaun c chiz hai jo Asman me udti hai par bache jamin par deti he? Santa-Airhostess!

1 admi chupke se NRK se SWRG me ghusa Frishto ne pkd kr khub mara Mar khane k bad wo utha, kpde jhade or bola Tumhari inhi hrkto k karn koi SWARG me nhi aata.

Kal Tere Varga Sohna Sunakkha Ucha Lamma Handsm Smart Gabbru Munda Kudi nu bithayi.. RIKSHA chalai janda c Kite tu hi tan nhi c Oye..??

Couple in theatre. Husbnd-Darlin, mujhe to tumari atma se pyar hai,tumhara jism to main kutto ko dal du! peeche baitha Santa-Bow Bow Bow..!!!
good morning ji...

Ni tu challi gayi England, baja ke yaara da Band, tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya, India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!

Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!